Heyyyyy Girl Heyyyy! I'm new here! Wanted to try something different. I am ALMOST 34 year old Mama to three amazing but yet totally paying me back for my raising kidsss. I am an absolute HOT mess, never organized, literally waits for the last minute for anything and everything. I am super fun, I love life, but this shit is hard! I cuss like a pirate, I am a stubborn ass Taurus, I love me some Jesus, but he knows I'm not right.  So, if you refer to your kids as your "little shits", like to drink on the on a random Tuesday, 90 % of the time you have no idea what you are doing but you're winging it, and of course you have to "shake dat ass". Let's figure this shit out together??